FUN & GAMES http://fazer1000.yuku.com/forums/7 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:31:35 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://fazer1000.yuku.com/forums/7 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ whats the differents between..... ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3334/t/whats-the-differents-between-.html












you cum in one & go in the other, but you gotta be stiff to get into both!!!!image



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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3334 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:31:35 GMT <![CDATA[ New wellies ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3329/t/New-wellies.html Put them on the doorstep this evening.....that should stop the little gits coming round for Halloween! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3329 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:17:37 GMT <![CDATA[ sore throat ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3326/t/sore-throat.html

trouble was everything he ate or drank had to be inserted in his ass hole and he was fond of square crisps !

anyway he said to the nurse , " i'd quite like a cup of tea"

she came back and said "turnover " and she got a hose and a funnel and starts pouring the tea in

my mates starts... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jackojet) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3326 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:06:38 GMT <![CDATA[ ann summers ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3325/t/ann-summers.html ann summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy.

it explores the clitoris & the g-spot & even shows the male where they are!!

gentlemen......... the "t*atnav" will be in their shops & catalogue by christmas!!



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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3325 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:04:49 GMT <![CDATA[ 3 women ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3324/t/3-women.html
they all decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, black thongs, black stiletto heels & a black face mask.

the engaged woman says "my man leapt on me & we made love all night"

the mistress says "me too, we had wild uninhibited sex all night".

the married woman sighs "my husband came home, took one look at me & said " whats for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3324 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:26:15 GMT <![CDATA[ how much is the ring??? ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3316/t/how-much-is-the-ring-.html
she looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing right behind her.

totally professional, he says "good day madam, how may i help you?"

hoping he hadnt heard her 'accident' she says "sir, what is the price of this lovely ring?"

he answers " madam, if you farted just looking at it, youre going to s*it yourself when i tell you... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3316 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:01:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Bin Men ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3314/t/Bin-Men.html An Australian refuse collector is driving along a street picking up wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasnt been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks .Theres no answer....Being a kindly and conscientious bloke ,he knocks again - much harder..Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. Harro!! says the Japanese man.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3314 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:13:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Battle of Trafalgar....20th Century style! ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3313/t/Battle-of-Trafalgar-20th-Century-style-.html > > before the Battle of Trafalgar.A conversation
> > takes place on the poop deck of HMS
> > Victory.
> >
> > Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."
> >
> > Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."
> >
> > Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to
> > Flags. What's the meaning of this?"
> >
> > Hardy: "Sorry... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3313 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:51:13 GMT <![CDATA[ stephen hawking ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3310/t/stephen-hawking.html
he came home with his glasses smashed, a broken wrist, a twisted ankle & grazed knees.

apparently she stood him up!



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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3310 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:25:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Text Message ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3309/t/Text-Message.html



I think it's bang out of order!image ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3309 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:28:18 GMT <![CDATA[ Friendship - Scottish style... ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3306/t/Friendship-Scottish-style-.html
Are ye tired o those p!sh weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this post.

Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.


1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get p!shed and plot revenge against the b@stard who made ye... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (clanadam) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3306 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:37:12 GMT <![CDATA[ steven gatley ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3295/t/steven-gatley.html
a police spokesman said " he had taken a right pounding in the ring"



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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3295 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:53:43 GMT <![CDATA[ horny koala ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3294/t/horny-koala.html
he goes down on her several times, lays her & she loves it.

when they finish the h00ker asks him for the money, the koala just shrugs.

she grabs a dictionary & looks up the word h00ker & shows him, it says- gets paid for sex!

the koala takes the book & looks up koala & shows it to the h00ker. it says- eats bush, shoots & leaves!.......



justy1000 feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3294 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:49:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Link to Powerpoint ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3293/t/Link-to-Powerpoint.html It was emailed to me.

DC ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3293 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:31:35 GMT <![CDATA[ Paddy and Michael ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3292/t/Paddy-and-Michael.html Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3292 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:38:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Womens minds! ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3290/t/Womens-minds-.html WHY WOMEN CAN ' T SLEEP
feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3290 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:25:41 GMT <![CDATA[ There,,,,I fixed it!! ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3289/t/There-I-fixed-it-.html There, I fixed it!

image002.jpg feeds@yuku.com (dickturpin) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3289 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:20:14 GMT <![CDATA[ HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY! ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3288/t/HOW-TO-TELL-THE-SEX-OF-A-FLY-.html

How to Tell the Sex of a Flyhttp://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3288 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:17:17 GMT <![CDATA[ The Church ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3282/t/The-Church.html
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the vicar ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed

'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the vicar inquired.

'We are terribly ashamed to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (R1FSR777) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3282 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:38:23 GMT <![CDATA[ dont tell mum.... ]]> http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3275/t/dont-tell-mum-.html
they take it home to show their mum, she gets really angry & tells them its dirty & not to touch things they find.

as the 2 boys walk out into the garden, 1 turns to the other & says "mum was really mad about that."

"yeah" says the other, "we'd better not tell her we ate the yoghurt out of it then a"!! feeds@yuku.com (Justy1000) http://fazer1000.yuku.com/topic/3275 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:08:32 GMT