True story...

My mate went for a massage in Thailand, but was "obviously aroused" by the georgous girl doig him. When she noticed she asked him if he'd like a "litle w**k". Being a bit of a jack-the-lad he says "yeah, go on then". She pops outside and comes back in five minutes later saying "Are you finished yet?".

Cheers

Mark

PS any comments about "my mate" meaning me wil lbe treated with the contempt they deserve!