A nun gets on a bus that's empty except for the bus driver.
She says 'I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I do but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and I can't commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?'.
'Yes' says the driver and fulfils her wish.
Then feeling guilty he says 'I'm sorry, I lied, i'm married with 3 kids'.
'That's OK', says the nun, 'I lied too, my name is David and I'm on my way to a fancy dress!!!!!'
She says 'I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I do but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and I can't commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?'.
'Yes' says the driver and fulfils her wish.
Then feeling guilty he says 'I'm sorry, I lied, i'm married with 3 kids'.
'That's OK', says the nun, 'I lied too, my name is David and I'm on my way to a fancy dress!!!!!'
