A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with
her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the
book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated,
she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you
were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex
with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants
to go first ?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-
aisley".
"That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid,
Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?"
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "
London ".
"Brilliant, Paddy" said the speech therapist and immediately set
about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused
for breath and Paddy said "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the
book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated,
she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you
were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex
with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants
to go first ?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-
aisley".
"That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid,
Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?"
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "
London ".
"Brilliant, Paddy" said the speech therapist and immediately set
about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused
for breath and Paddy said "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
